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Computer Science Jokes

Sometimes the stress of school really just gets to you. Don’t forget to laugh every once in a while. Here’s a list of jokes I’ve collected over some time.

Non-Decimal Number Systems

Well, I couldn’t really leave these out…

There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who know binary, those who don’t, and those who didn’t expect this joke to be in base 3.

Unix Scripting

I like to live on the edge:

[ $[ $RANDOM % 6] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo Click
credit: StackOverflow user mxc


Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb
A: None, that’s a hardware problem!
credit: StackOverflow User Steven A. Lowe


I would tell you a joke about UDP, but you might not get it…
credit: reddit user /u/Portaljacker

Object Oriented Programming

Q: “Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?”
A: Inheritance
credit to StackOverflow user spelchec

Disclaimer: These are not mine, and I may have modified them slightly. I have credited jokes from where I have found them on the interwebs :)